" helped out "

 [ "Help out" ]

1: Be of help, as in a particular situation of need. If you help someone out, you help them by doing some work for them or by lending them some money.

  * e.g.,  ... Regulars at his local pub have set up a fund to help out. 

 [ "Eat out to help out" ]

1: When you try to make things better but you just fuck it up 10x worse in doing so.

  * e.g.,  ... Did you see Adam smashed all of Natalie's plates when he wanted to clean them up for her. Proper eat out to help out, that one. 

 [ "help me out" ]

1: A subtle (?) way of asking someone for drugs, without alerting a keen ear that might be dropping from the eaves nearby.

  * e.g.,  ... Bob: Hey Jim, can you Help Me Out? 

 [ "helping richard out of the pool" ]

1: When you have to use extreme strength to get your dick out of a girl's pussy when it is in too tight.

  * e.g.,  ... Girl: Let's stop, my dad is going to be home any minute! 

 [ "helping a buddy out" ]

1: This is when one straight guy gives another straight guy a handjob or blowjob. This is not a gay act if the rules of the Bro Code are followed: 1) the recipient must not have the option of sex with a female easily available, 2) the helper must be doing it as a favor to a friend and not receive any sexual pleasure from performing the act, 3) the act must be reciprocated, although not necessarily contemporaneously, 4) the act must never be revealed to third parties, 5) no kissing, 6) no contact with the recipient's ass. This act is frequently done under the influence of alcohol or other mind altering substances. If the act does not involve simultaneous reciprocation, the helper should keep his pants on. See also brojob.

  * e.g.,  ... A: My girl is out of town and I'm horny as shit. How about helping a buddy out? B: No problem, Bro. A: You want me to do you? B: Naa, I've got a date tonight. You can get me next time she's on her period. 

 [ "help a nigga out" ]

1: To give aid to the home boy that is currently in need.

  * e.g.,  ... I always help a nigga out when he needs a place to crash. 

 [ "help a girl out" ]

1: When a lesbian girl seduces or simply finds the right opportunity to masturbate the passive female or help the passive female with masturbating, with the goal of giving the passive female an orgasm. The lesbian will obtain pleasure from doing this, and the passive girl won't complain because she now knows how to reach an orgasm.

  * e.g.,  ... Person A: I heard Laurel got to help a girl out once! Person B: Dang she must really be a slut ! 

 [ "let me help you out" ]

1: A condescending phrase used to preface the dissemination of an important (often revolutionary) piece of information from a self-identified superior being to a subjectively-determined inferior being. Usually used during paste up, sometimes as an insult, though most often as part of the Denebola vernacular.

  * e.g.,  ... Let me help you out: this thing isn't a work of art. 

 [ "help a brother out" ]

1: This comes from story where two guys were having a threesome with a chick and one reached the desired result much more quickly than desired. Upon having having trouble erecting the flagpole for round 2 the 2nd guy decided he would "help a brother out" by blowing gently on his balls in an effort to re-stimulate his friend (I have no idea how this would help at all). So to help a brother out now just refers blowing on another guys balls!

  * e.g.,  ... Rob loves nothing more than to help a brother out! 

 [ "reverse help a brother out" ]

1: This is when you are "helping a brother out" and he farts on your head. See help a brother out for definiton

  * e.g.,  ... The only thing rob loves more than helping a brother out is copping the reverse help a brother out fair in the face!